🐉 Meet Snub the Horned Chonk

Field Note #C004: Specimen refuses to move unless it was his idea first.

Meet Snub, the first official GoodChonk release! He's still practicing his shapeshifting and hasn't picked an element yet. Simple, sturdy, and very wiggle-able.

Chonks are not-very-good shapeshifters - chonky dragons who see something they love and try to turn into it... no skill, just vibes.

Chonk Index Entry #C004

Specimen: Snub (Horned Variant)
Class: Standard Chonk
Rarity: Common
Tags: horned, classic, simple, chonk, common
Habitat: Desk corners, shelf edges, directly in the way of anything important
Temperament: Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day
Quirk: Emits a tiny offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities
Move: Iron Grip – becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion
Care Note: Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size; specimen is strangely sensitive.