{"product_id":"🐉-meet-snub-the-horned-chonk","title":"🐉 Meet Snub the Horned Chonk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eField Note #C004: Specimen refuses to move unless it was his idea first.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Snub, the first official GoodChonk release! He's still practicing his shapeshifting and hasn't picked an element yet. Simple, sturdy, and very wiggle-able.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eChonks\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e are not-very-good shapeshifters - chonky dragons who see something they love and try to turn into it... no skill, just vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChonk Index Entry #C004\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eSpecimen\u003cspan\u003e: Snub (Horned Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClass\u003cspan\u003e: Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRarity\u003cspan\u003e: Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTags\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e horned, classic, simple, chonk, common\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHabitat\u003cspan\u003e: Desk corners, shelf edges, directly in the way of anything important\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTemperament\u003cspan\u003e: Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eQuirk\u003cspan\u003e: Emits a tiny offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMove\u003cspan\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eIron Grip\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare Note\u003cspan\u003e: Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size; specimen is strangely sensitive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GoodChonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51355052900673,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/0217\/4529\/files\/Screenshot2026-02-01at1.27.02PM.png?v=1769981230","url":"https:\/\/thearcstudio.shop\/products\/%f0%9f%90%89-meet-snub-the-horned-chonk","provider":"alex\u0026ria studio collections","version":"1.0","type":"link"}